There really is something freaking wrong with Esther.
Sy and I are watching scary movies in lieu of Halloween. Orphan was lock-your-door-after scary and good.
Brilliant.
Things I end up thinking about during my daily 3-hour roundtrip commute (#1):
I wonder if you could put a prescription lens over a video camera and then make prescription movies to sell to people who don’t want to wear their glasses while enjoying a film… Or as a cruel joke to their 20-20 friends.
"That's what she said" inspiring Martha Stewart comments:
-It’s easier to pull it out if you keep it going. (Referring to a guy drilling a tiny hole in an old chair’s leg with a small bit)
-Oh no, it’s all over me. I’m definitely going to have to wash my hands. (Referring to too much glue used on a crafty project)
And my favorite “That’s what she said” of the month:
Kelly: I can feel myself popping (referring to her achey joints)
Me: That’s what she said… But only the one time.
@sheryn
Awh, thanks. You actually made me feel better :O ♥
Let’s meet for a Dubai cup of coffee one day, carroteatingcow. :)
Dear (ex) Marine,
Thanks for your happy tone while handling my frivalous credit card issue. I wish you didn’t have to go from being a Marine (the epitomy of manliness perhaps) to working in a call center.
Love,
Me
