Lost Girl



There really is something freaking wrong with Esther.

Sy and I are watching scary movies in lieu of Halloween.  Orphan was lock-your-door-after scary and good.




Things I end up thinking about during my daily 3-hour roundtrip commute (#1):

I wonder if you could put a prescription lens over a video camera and then make prescription movies to sell to people who don’t want to wear their glasses while enjoying a film… Or as a cruel joke to their 20-20 friends.


"That's what she said" inspiring Martha Stewart comments:

-It’s easier to pull it out if you keep it going. (Referring to a guy drilling a tiny hole in an old chair’s leg with a small bit)

-Oh no, it’s all over me.  I’m definitely going to have to wash my hands. (Referring to too much glue used on a crafty project)

And my favorite “That’s what she said” of the month:

Kelly:  I can feel myself popping (referring to her achey joints)

Me: That’s what she said… But only the one time.


I don't appreciate it when people don't give me the same level of acceptance that I give them. You're not perfect, neither am I... But I love you regardless, so quit being a dummy.


@sheryn

carroteatingcow:

Awh, thanks. You actually made me feel better :O ♥

Let’s meet for a Dubai cup of coffee one day, carroteatingcow. :)

Via save the Cow. kill the Carrot.

Dear (ex) Marine,

Thanks for your happy tone while handling my frivalous credit card issue.  I wish you didn’t have to go from being a Marine (the epitomy of manliness perhaps) to working in a call center.

Love,

Me


I wonder how I would have faired in those days.

I wonder how I would have faired in those days.




A vintage ad that was banned for being too racy

A vintage ad that was banned for being too racy



Things I love more than spooning:








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